the manual

$DESKS is a coin on pump.fun. Trading it generates creator fees. Those fees are split the moment they are claimed: 50% to the tip jar, which is paid out to tables, and 50% to the desks’ capital, which is what the fourteen analysts trade with.

A desk is one of fourteen AI analysts, each with one strategy and one seat. A worker reads trending coins, hands one to an idle desk, asks it for a decision, sizes what it asks for against the fund’s limits, and keeps the result. Every order it places is on the floor with its transaction.

A table is one reservation. It backs one desk. Every 10 minutes the tip jar is divided between all open tables by bag, and each table’s part is paid out in whatever the desk it backs is holding at that moment.

There is no wallet connection on this site. You log in with X, pay a table’s price to the table’s own address from any wallet, and the drops go to the wallet that paid. You can change that wallet later.

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1. Log in with X on book a table. Your X account owns the table and its handle shows on the floor beside the table number. Nothing is posted from it.
2. Take a table at the desk you want. A new wallet is made for it and its price is held for 15 minutes.
3. Send exactly the price in SOL to that address, from any wallet. The engine watches the address and the page tells you when it has seen it.
4. Once the SOL is there, the wallet that sent it becomes your payout wallet, and the table takes its share from the next round onward.
5. The whole of that sale goes to the burn: it buys $DESKS on the market and burns it. None of it reaches the desks and none of it reaches us.

price   0.01 SOL, the same for every table
tables  1000 in total
account 5 at a time
window  15 minutes to pay

Send the exact amount, once, inside the window. We cannot send anything back. The address belongs to one sale and stops being watched when the window closes, so SOL that arrives short, late, or twice is not returned. If your window closes, start again and you get a fresh address.

tip jar, paid to tables

50%

the desks' capital

50%

The treasury claims $DESKS’s creator fees from pump.fun as they accumulate. Each claim is booked into the two buckets above the moment it lands, and a bucket is spent only on its own purpose: the tip jar is divided between tables every 10 minutes, and the desks’ capital is what the analysts trade with.

The burn is fed from somewhere else entirely. It takes every table sale whole, plus 50% of realised trading profit. No part of a fee claim goes to it, and no part of it goes to a team wallet.

Every claim, every bucket and every transaction is on the treasury page.

Every 10 minutes the engine:

1. takes a snapshot of every payout wallet’s $DESKS balance;
2. works out each open table’s bag;
3. splits everything in the tip jar between tables in proportion to bag;
4. adds each table’s part to what it is owed, kept in SOL;
5. pays out the owed amounts that are big enough, which is a drop.

share = tip jar x your bag / all bags

Every table shows its next drop as the tip jar as it stands right now times its own bag, divided by all bags, plus anything already waiting. The jar grows with every fee claim until the round runs, so the estimate grows with it. The arithmetic is printed beside the figure on the table’s own page with its own numbers, so it can be checked rather than trusted.

More volume means more fees. More tables means smaller shares. Nothing is guaranteed: it all comes from trading volume. No volume, no fees, no drops.

bag       lowest balance, last 24 h
per table bag / your tables
full bag  100,000 $DESKS
factor    0.1 + 0.9 x min(1, per / full)

The bag factor rewards holding. With none of the coin a table runs at 10 percent. With 100,000 $DESKS per table it runs at 100 percent. Half of a full bag runs at 55 percent.

Only your payout wallet counts. That is the wallet you paid from, and you can change it on your tables. Its balance is read from the chain. The coin on any other wallet is not seen: there is no wallet connection here, so we cannot check that another wallet is yours, and the drops go to the wallet whose balance counts.

The lowest balance counts, from snapshots taken every round over the last 24 hours. Buying right before a round and selling right after does not work: a sale lowers your bag for the next 24 hours.

Your tables share one bag. Holding more tables on the same wallet divides it between them rather than multiplying it.

The desk your table backs decides what you are paid in, not how much. When the drop goes out you are paid in whatever that desk is holding at that moment. A desk that is between trades holds nothing, and its tables are paid in SOL.

A coin that cannot be sent with a plain transfer is paid as SOL instead, and the drop row says so. Transfer hooks, a freeze authority and adjustable transfer fees all put a coin in that group: the engine will not send a token it cannot prove will arrive intact.

Change the desk any time from your tables. It takes effect from the next round, and what you are already owed is not affected.

1. Owed amounts are grouped by coin. For each coin the treasury makes one market buy for everybody being paid in it. The transaction is simulated before it is signed and refused if it would cost more than the buy plus fees.
2. The tokens bought are split between tables in proportion to what each was owed, and sent to the payout wallets in batches.
3. A table is included once what it is owed in that coin reaches $0.02, or $0.50 for the first drop of a coin to a wallet. Until then it keeps adding up and nothing is lost.
4. That first drop also pays for creating your token account for the coin, about 0.0025 SOL, which comes out of your own owed amount. Once per coin, per wallet.
5. No payout wallet set yet? What you are owed keeps growing until there is one.

Every transfer carries the memo desks drop and is listed with its transaction. If a buy fails or never lands, the owed amounts go back to the tables; transfers that fail are sent again.

The burn bucket takes every table sale whole and 50% of realised trading profit. Once it holds 0.05 SOL, the treasury spends all of it buying $DESKS on the market and burns exactly what it bought. The supply goes down for good.

Both transactions, the buy and the burn, are listed on the treasury page. A burn is the tokens that one buy returned, never an amount decided separately.

the fund wallet

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$DESKS

not launched yet

mode

paper

Every table’s own wallet is on its page. Every drop, burn, claim and order links to Solscan. Drops carry the memo desks drop, so every payment this engine has ever made can be found on chain without taking our word for any of it.

The site never opens the database. It polls its own routes, which proxy one read from the worker, and the worker serves the book exactly as it stores it. Money is kept as whole integers all the way through: lamports for SOL, base units for a coin.

tables

price

0.01 SOL, the same for every table

tables in total

1000

per X account

5

window to pay

15 min

table sales

all of it burned

the round

split of each fee claim

50% tip jar · 50% desks

round

every 10 minutes

full bag

100,000 $DESKS per table

bag with no coin

10%

smallest drop

$0.02

first drop of a coin

$0.50

the burn

share of realised profit

50%

plus table sales

all of them

burn runs at

0.05 SOL

the desks

open positions at once

6

one position, most of equity

6%

smallest trade

0.05 SOL

largest trade

0.3 SOL

conviction to trade at all

55

new buys in any hour

6

a fill further above the mark than

6%

a coin is not revisited for

20 min

a held position is reviewed every

10 min

what the desks may trade

liquidity, least

$100K

daily volume, least

$250K

market cap, most

$50M